Wednesday, 30 January 2013

Oh, right.

I'm glad to see that, because I'd packed all my mother's crockery into that box before I read the label. I'm still not sure what was in it before... something to do with livestock improvement and acronyms.

RED IS EXPOSED

What the hell?

Monday, 31 December 2012

Ignorant Ornithology: Helmut

My Mum just emailed me this photo.

"I put 5 clips in my hair and he loves to undo each one and drop it in front of my nose."

Tuesday, 25 December 2012

Friday, 21 December 2012

An Innocent Pastime: Engineering

This man is building himself a wife. You can tell by the plans he has up on the walls.

Tuesday, 11 December 2012

20Kg of vitamin D

3,333,333 times your daily requirement.

Sunday, 9 December 2012

Cat

Saturday, 8 December 2012

VT220

Inedible

Wednesday, 5 December 2012

Saturday, 1 December 2012

Magma


A not completely successful work of art.

Wednesday, 28 November 2012

The Bridge Street Bridge, Hamilton

How it got it's name is a conundrum.

Saturday, 10 November 2012

:-)

I must get into this again. It looks so easy on my new computer. There's even a button to press when I'm smiling.


Friday, 9 March 2012

An Innocent Pastime: My Farm.

 The packet promised free chillies, so I planted its contents.

It is growing magic chillies that my cellphone camera cannot focus on.

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

An Innocent Pastime: Cowcoding


LQQK!

I cannot wait to try this!

Monday, 5 March 2012

The Hooting Yard Tour Bus

Belting down Blister Lane.

Friday, 24 February 2012

Thursday, 23 February 2012

Sunday, 19 February 2012

Friday, 17 February 2012

Ignorant Ornithology: the Gannet.

The Gannet. My second favorite bird.

“My favourite bird's the gannet:
It's the best bird on the planet.
It's better than knots
And guillemots
And beats razorbills by lots and lots.


“Yes, my favourite bird's the gannet:
It just can't be beaten, can it?
It hatches on ledges,
Where it stays till it fledges
And grows a physique
With a fabulous beak.
Then it takes to the air
And soars way up there,
Till it reaches a summit,
Whence it dives in a plummet
And down with a S W I S H !
It catches a fish.


“Yes, my favourite bird's the gannet
(Apart from my girlfriend, Janet!).”


Julian Date

[Thanks Richard!]